The Only That There Can Be

Anonymous asked: I'm confused, so all this happened because of a math problem?

asian:

toocooltobehipster:

my hair is so soft and *runs fingers through hair, pulling out half a dozen hairs with me* silky

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When I get back after the pub and my flatmates are watching telly

londongrumblr:

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Me @ myself: get over it lol

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foxnewsofficial:

i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call

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destinyneverends:

gratatawkward:

What if someone made a movie set in the future, where overpopulation is threatening the human race. As a result the government issues a law banning straight marriages, in an attempt to lower the birth rates. Then, people start suing saying that it’s unethical to make a certain love illegal. The irony would be so unbearable.

I’m going to need your name for the “inspired by ____” because I am so fucking doing this

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